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Its snowing, not the light stuff, but actual heavy downpour of snow. Go figure. Anyhow here is a joke I found funny.
Watching you
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place
in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Watching you
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place
in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Nothing to see here, move along.
Not much going on, still just casually doing art and stuff but haven't really been super motivated as been feeling down about my artwork again but guess that happens to a lot of us. If anyone wants something drawn from me feel free to let me know. Mind you it might take a long time as I don't have much free time during the day with my kid but will eventually get it done. Don't be disappointed if you don't see it till months down the road lol.
Today's Transit: Case #2
Today is about the rear end.
If your going to fart, please don't do it while going upstairs and there are people behind you.
If your going to wear baggy pants, please don't wear baggy undies, I really did not need to see the plumbers arse.
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Daily life thoughts:
We have been taking the bus lately then driving. 1 less wear and tear on the car 2 Less stressful from traffic. Sometimes there are things that happen or that I observe.
Today:
At one of the platforms there was some kind of accident that there was an ambulance and fire truck.
Another is I hate people who fold the page in a hard bound book to mark their spot.
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Poetry Invasion
Just uploading the poetry that I had on my website and realized that I didn't have on here yet.
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LOL that’s awesome.